Wallbanger
By Alice Clayton
I love to read. That is no
big secret to anyone who knows me. I can like
most any type of book, but the ones that I tend to love are those unique stories that draw you into the world the
author has created. A story that makes you feel something: love, sorrow, fear,
anger, and joy.. This story, Wallbanger, is one of those stories that
makes you laugh out loud at the dialogue between its characters.
OVERVIEW
Caroline Reynolds has a fantastic new apartment
in San Francisco, a KitchenAid mixer, and no O (and we’re not talking Oprah
here, folks). She has a flourishing design career, an office overlooking the
bay, a killer zucchini bread recipe, and no O. She has Clive (the best cat
ever), great friends, a great rack, and no O.
Adding insult to O-less, since her move, she has
an oversexed neighbor with the loudest late-night wallbanging she’s ever heard.
Each moan, spank, and--was that a meow?--punctuates the fact that not only is
she losing sleep, she still has, yep, you guessed it, no O.
Enter Simon Parker. (No, really, Simon, please
enter.) When the wallbanging threatens to literally bounce her out of bed,
Caroline, clad in sexual frustration and a pink baby-doll nightie, confronts
her heard-but-never-seen neighbor. Their late-night hallway encounter has,
well, mixed results. Ahem. With walls this thin, the tension’s gonna be
thick...
MY THOUGHTS
This was no ordinary story. Yes, yes, it is a
girl meets boy, shenanigans begin, they fall in love and live happily ever
after story. So now you’re wondering if I am suffering in the head again,
because, so far? This is an ordinary romance.
Don’t give up on me so easily! What makes this one different is how it is written! I really enjoyed the
fact that Mrs. Clayton wrote this from Caroline’s point of view. Most books are
told in third person, you know, the one who sees into all the characters minds?
I really liked reading this from Caroline’s perspective.
We have our main cast of three characters, which
the story revolves around: Caroline, Simon (her wall banging neighbor), and
Clive, her feline companion who also discovers love, but loses it… (sniff)
Caroline is young, single, and settling into her
new apartment with Clive when awoken in the midnight hours by “enthusiastic”
sounds and wall banging coming from her new, unidentified neighbor, who shares
her bedroom wall. Three nights in a row. She finally decides to confront her wall-banging
neighbor during a particularly sleepless night.
Simon Parker. Neighbor. Wallbanger. Photographer
who travels the world, but when he is home, he entertains the three women in
his life, unknowingly disrupting his neighbors sleep. Meeting his neighbor in
the middle of the night changes his way of thinking.
When you combine these two characters, add in hilarious
banter, four friends, and one lovesick cat you have a fun, funny, romance that
keeps you smiling throughout.
WALLBANGER is
available in both print and e-book through Amazon and Barnes and Noble
File Size: 1112
KB
Print Length: 302
pages
Page Numbers Source ISBN:
1623420024
Publisher: Omnific Publishing; 1st
edition (November 25, 2012)